让男生抓狂的这些话，用英语怎么说？
网上看到一个问题，女朋友说什么表示她生气了，嗯，下面各说纷纭，但大家提的最多的就是下面这几个啦：
没事儿
我不生气
这有什么好生气的
我能生什么气
随便你
你忙你的
好吧
呵呵
嗯
不说话？
你有病？
我真没生气挺好的真的
哦
。
也有好多男生留言表示自己看到女票发这几个字他们就后背发麻头皮丑紧菊花一凉，咳咳，对此广大单身汪发来贺电！
本着学海无涯学无止境的原则，今天教大家这些让男票抓狂的话用英语怎么说，以及它们背后森森的寒意，额，含义。
如果聊天途中姑娘突然开始惜字如金，尽可能少的用单音节词（one syllable words）来回复你，比如“嗯”“哦”，两个字的“好吧”以及“呵呵”跟这个其实是如出一辙的。
估计好多男的想问为什么了？当然是因为——
为什么不开心呢？
你不说我怎么知道你为什么不开心？
好吧，事实上如果姑娘愿意跟你说这么话表示她还不是特别生气，如果特别生气的就是“fine”了，因为她已经so fed up with you that she feels like you deserve the minimum possible response.
男同学们注意了，这个时候千万不要回答“yes”，千万不要回答“yes”，千万不要回答“yes”，重要的事情说三遍！当然，如果你存心刻意故意想要吵架，那就另说了。
现在我们来分析一下这种情形，首先，这是一个反问句（This is a rhetorical question! ），不是疑问句更不是设问句；其次，The statement you just made should not be made again and you should not openly state that you were serious. You know why? She didn’t like it. It upset her further and responding to this question with a “yes” will only upset her even more。
那遇到这种情况应该怎么办呢？
Try and reword it to sound better than it came off, maybe. Even asking her exactly what it was that she didn’t like about what you said would be better than outright saying “yes.” It’s better to try and point out a miscommunication than to stand your ground and lose your girl, right?
《我的少女时代》里面不是说吗？女生就爱说反话，没事就是有事，没什么就是有什么。
So, it's something.
即便是“有什么”，也得具体情况具体分析，大概是分两种：1. She’s mad at you, trying to pull a real response out of her will only hurt you in the long run. 2.She’s actually bothered by something else and you don’t say anything, she’s going to accuse you of not caring enough to find out what’s wrong.
这种时候应该怎么做呢？
The best way to approach this is with a genuine “are you sure?” If she insists that it is actually nothing, then at that point you can let it go. However, that will usually be followed with a “well… it’s just…” and an explanation of what the nothing actually was. So just remember that the word nothing should not be taken literally and from there, the situation can be resolved easily.
小编只能帮你们到这里了。
唉，那就意味着你就是要这么做了。
类似的表达还有 “it would be nice if you spent more time with me” or “you don’t have to, but I’d really appreciate if you’d take the trash out”，请注意，这些句子都不是建议哟，虽然听起来是，但它们是披着“建议”的“要求”
无论是不是，请回答“yes”。
什么都不说，我就叹气就叹气就叹气，怕了吗？
不怕吗？边叹气边用这样的眼神瞅着你呢？
一般如果男生听到姑娘刻意用你能听得见的音量叹息一声，那就是她心里有烦心事，但不想主动说或是打扰到你，希望能引起你的注意。
总之，这一声叹气想表达的意思就是“快注意到我注意到我注意到我”，那就主动询问就好啦。
Calmly approach her and ask her what’s wrong, but be very careful not to appear annoyed or sound sarcastic. Whatever the reason for the sigh, it’s something that is weighing heavily on her mind. So if you go into the conversation with any sign of attitude, then you are likely to start a fire that’s going to get very out of control very quickly.
而且这个时候也是分外能体现男友力的时候，俘获女神的心，趁现在。
This is the ideal time for you to make her feel like you really care about her. So don’t ignore the sigh either because that’s only going to tick her off and you’re going to end up hearing about the problem anyway, just a lot louder than you would have had you just addressed her in the first place.
写到这里，觉得自己怎么越来越像知心大姐了，明明是想让泥萌学英语的！！！
Red alert!
除非是正常谈话中她没有听清楚你的话，不然的话——
Whatever it was that you just said should not be repeated! Why? Because it made her angry and she is slowly starting to internally boil, but she’s giving you
the opportunity to rethink your choice of words. Take advantage of that opportunity and reply with something that is the complete opposite of whatever smart ass remark came out of your mouth.
言下之意就是“我管不了你了，无论你是想飞上天跟太阳肩并肩还是想下水跟王八嘴对嘴”，如果这个时候你真的以为自己想怎么浪就怎么浪那就大错特错了。
其实这句话就是一种挑衅和警告（dares and warnings），意思是说“I dare you to do what we’re arguing about. Go ahead. See what happens”。
不知道你们看的怎么样，小编写完觉得好心累。
只能说，women are complex beings。
（普特君用眼神锁定你）
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